dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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