I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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