u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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