We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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