How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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