I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Alive.
So much puke
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
