That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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