For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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