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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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