Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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