I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
