i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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