Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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