We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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