its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Two words: blizzard sex
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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