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(917): View more from New York City

sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though

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(949): View more from California

I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college

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(480): View more from Arizona

New game: find the sober person in Tbell

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(515): View more from Iowa

The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.

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(810): View more from Michigan

i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors

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(516): View more from New York

I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.

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(812): View more from Indiana

We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.

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