Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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