I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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