All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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