Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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