Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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