Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
