it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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