I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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