Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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