She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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