Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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