Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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