I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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