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(281): View more from Texas

so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?

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(818): View more from California

got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

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(308): View more from Nebraska

It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.

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(713): View more from Texas

I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.

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(734): View more from Michigan

im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...

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(630): View more from Illinois

He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.

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(631): View more from New York

Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday

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