I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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