dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Shame - the story of my life.
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