Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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