For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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