i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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