What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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