shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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