yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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