Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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