From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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