her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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