I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize