"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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