meet me or not, i'm out of control
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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