walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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