whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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