We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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