I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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