Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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