Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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