I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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