wat bout pragnant strippers??
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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