did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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