That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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