I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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