Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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